Webb here.
Cadets and fans may have been wondering where there beloved crime fighter had disappeared to. Unfortunately, I have been on a double secret, and totally hush, hush mission for which I am not allowed to discuss. Let's just say I was kicking butt and looking great while I did it. I regret to say that Janis, my aqua stylist died while accompanying me on this very perilous mission. She will be missed. One thing about my Janis, she knew the dangers that came with keeping me at my sexiest. I have requested a small shrine in her honor. If it passes through congress, it will erected on her home planet of Nexxus. It's actually a bust of me, but my hair looks as though she had just styled it. It's what she would have wanted. Not to worry though fans, I have my back up stylist Reggie and he is almost as good as Janis was. I wish I could tell you about the mission, but it is the future and we wouldn't want to muck that up now would we? I promise to blog more as I am now on aqua r&r for the next month. Rusty is in spring camp and writes me often. He'll be back in a few days, and thank goodness cause the ship needs a good cleaning. It'll be fun, he can make a day of it. Well friends, I am off for my midday rub down and some aqua tequila.
Remember, sieze the day and by force if necessary!

Webb Out!