Water Blogged

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Dear Website Surfing Person,

This is Agent Adrian Drinkwater with the Underwater Revenue Service (URS). After reviewing the Aqua Rangers tax returns for the past 10 years, we have noticed several glaringly obvious fraudulent items. Here are just a few of these erroneous accounts:

1. Mr. Webb Torpedo consistently labeled his arms and legs as dependents.
2. Mr. Rusty Bolts wrote off his comic books as educational expenses.
3. Mr. Torpedo put his reflection on the pay roll as a "spy" in another dimension.
4. Mr. Torpedo wrote off several Aqua Video Phone calls to a Miss Flo Tation.
5. Mr. Bolts acme cream was put on the aqua-health insurance.

There are many other false claims, and as a result the Aqua Rangers owe the URS quite a large sum of clams, as it were.

They have urged me to plead with their fans to buy a copy of their exploits on DVD to help raise the money that they owe us so we will not impound their ship.

Please view the 5 episodes that are now up in the "episodes" section of this very site and if at that time interest has been peaked make your way to the merchandise section.

Thank you for your time,
URS Agent Adrian Drinkwater