Webb Here.
Cadets, I just wanted you all to know that I have been very busy lately and unable to get to my blogging "obligations". Well, not realy obligation, as I am not paid for my time or even that fond of doing it. But when a little boy came up to me on the aquastreet yesterday in tears and asking why I hated him and all the cadets because I wasn't writing them, I pushed him out of the way and ran home to write this very blog. You see kids, sometimes a man meets someone they like very much and they want to be them a lot. All they want to do is spend time with them. Maybe in a private room with just their love and a bottle of aquavodka and some dvd's. Well, all that has changed. She turned out to be a not very nice person. You could say quite evil. She almost made this crime fighter believe that all women are more evil than I ever suspected. I have to say it was this first time I got the "I need my space" aquaroutine. For someone like myself who has more courage and strength than any of you, it was a new and painful experience. Even more so then the time I rescued Rusty from the clutches of a deadly manta-leopard not realizing I was wearing my new steak belt. It's all behind me now and I am back, free of the she cluthes I was under and more soberer than I have been in months. Thank you for understanding and keep those fan club dues and letters coming.

Be kind to your nieghbors (unless they keep callng the cops when you have a few friends over)
Webb out!

Rusty Here,

This past week has been terrible. You'd think we were used to it by now, but every time it happens it catches us off guard.

Every month we are attacked by an evil menace. He used to be a scientist working in the field of aqua-time space displacement rays. He had a mishap in the lab that simultaneously turned him into a mad man bent on aqua-domination, and threw him into a temporal time vortex that causes him to only appear on our dimensional plane for about 3 to 5 days every month.

He calles himself Mr. Monthly. Every time he pops into existence he attacks us with his latest scheme to take over the Aquaverse. He's so emotional. One minute his screaming at us, the next minute he's crying over the silliest thing. We hate his little visits. No matter how much we try to fight his assaults it seems like nothing we do stops him. He blames us for everything.

We tried plugging up the vortex that he comes through every month with a sort of liner, but that just irritated him. We even offered him medication that might help his fragile mental state, but that just mad him madder.

I guess Webb and I are stuck with our monthly visitor.

Rusty Out

Ralph here,

Hey, this is Ralph. I'm the tech guy at the Aqua Federation of Justness. I do all the aqua-web stuff for the Federation. I'm the guy that figured out how to open a worm hole from the future into the past through the aqua-internet. That's what makes it possible for you to look at this aqua-website right now. I'm a freakin' bad ass if you haven't guessed by now. And I'm available, if any of you ladies out there want to contact me. My mom says I'm really handsome.

Anyway I just wanted to say, I decided to revamp the boys aqua-website. I hope you enjoy the new look. There are still some kinks in the aqua-armor, but I'm ironing them out as I find them. Did I mention I'm a tecnical bad ass wizard?

I'm going to start putting up episodes from Webb and Rusty's life, so watch for those soon.

My e-mail is ultramegacooldude_4584@yahoo.com if any of you hot babes what to chat online with a bad ass. Just not during reruns of Aqua Trek on the Sci-Fi channel or on Tuesday nights from 7-10pm, that's my Aqua D&D night. And also don't call my house after 9pm, or you'll wake up mother.

Later,
Ralph
Supreme Tech Overlord

Rusty here,

The Aqua Federation of Justness sent us an aqua-memo that stated we have to start daqua-menting our missions and the daily activities on Goldie 3. They said it was so they could better aid us in fighting evil, but I think it's for tax reasons.

Anyway, here is my first "Water Blogged" entry. Not much to report today. It was a pretty normal day, you know, attacked by hideous sea monster around noon. Clean hideous sea monster guts off outside of ship around 1:23pm. Tell Webb he's a good captain and that his hair looks nice from 3pm to 5:12pm. Attacked in a fit of revenge by the first hideous sea monster's mate 6pm. Clean ship off again 7:04pm. Finally read Webb a bedtime story and tuck him in around 10pm.

That's about it for now,
Rusty Aqua-Out