Rusty Here,

Boy oh boy, there's nothing worse than zombie dolphins! Not only are the smart and fast, but they want to eat your brain. Well, my brain is staying right here! (I'm pointing at my head)

We stumbled into a school of those things on a routine patrol of aqua-quadrant 14 just outside the Liquidia Galaxy. Zombie dolphins are especially dangerous because they are so darn cute. They trick you by acting like some one is in trouble, then when you go outside of your ship they attack! With the swiftness of an aqua-ballerina and the tenacity of a frisky priest after boys choir practice.

It took forever to convince Webb that they weren't regular dolphins. He tried to go outside like 15 times, even after we watched them devour several whales. It didn't help that Webb had been drinking a lot of his special energy drink out of his aqua-flask all day.

The only way to kill a zombie dolphin is to shove a stick of aqua-dynamite into it's blow hole. It's messy, but effective.

After taking care of all the zombie dolphins, I tucked Webb into bed and read him his favorite bedtime story. I have to go now, the aqua-Sears and Roebucks catalog just got here and I want to go to my room by myself and look at the bras and pant..... I mean the aqua-televisions.

Rusty Out