Rusty Here,

This past week has been terrible. You'd think we were used to it by now, but every time it happens it catches us off guard.

Every month we are attacked by an evil menace. He used to be a scientist working in the field of aqua-time space displacement rays. He had a mishap in the lab that simultaneously turned him into a mad man bent on aqua-domination, and threw him into a temporal time vortex that causes him to only appear on our dimensional plane for about 3 to 5 days every month.

He calles himself Mr. Monthly. Every time he pops into existence he attacks us with his latest scheme to take over the Aquaverse. He's so emotional. One minute his screaming at us, the next minute he's crying over the silliest thing. We hate his little visits. No matter how much we try to fight his assaults it seems like nothing we do stops him. He blames us for everything.

We tried plugging up the vortex that he comes through every month with a sort of liner, but that just irritated him. We even offered him medication that might help his fragile mental state, but that just mad him madder.

I guess Webb and I are stuck with our monthly visitor.

Rusty Out